Sunday, October 15, 2006

Bloggers With Myasthenia Gravis

15 to 15 and throw it my turn (my turn chronic, of course). New number for those who still you try to discover a sense the frequency of these reviews. Since September was 30 days, the new data is that precisely 30. But if you want to reach a satisfactory conclusion with your beads must tell you that the number really is 23. What accounts for this discrepancy? It is simple: To wash my hands. Let me explain.

On September 28 I read on page 15 of a collection of leaves called newspaper, particularly one called himself "Tribuna de Salamanca," which as its name suggests, is published in Salamanca (until now knew colored areas on the planet is divided world and receiving the name countries. These areas are subdivided into smaller provinces calls. Salamanca is one of these), the following news:

THE BEER FESTIVAL STARTS IN SALAMANCA, Calpe, Bilbao and Mallorca.
Blah, blah, blah ... A total of 18 days in which people of Salamanca and elsewhere (of course, the Germans) will, under a large surface area provided by the City on the banks of the Tormes, Germanic Paulaner beer, live music, rides and children's parties on Saturday and Sunday mornings. Blah, blah, blah ...


For those who do not know the role that local councils in the Metro World, say they dowith the cities as well as with countries governments. That is, are the "culprits" that the World is as planet (small scale). Once

read this news, I knew what the Chronicle Nine but as the beer festival that ended today, March 15, could not write this on day 8 of the street, lest it be that the Tribune (or any otherwise) talk about the beer festival organized by Internet , as we have seen before. Now I'm far from being suspect, I can speak without fear of that great idea that has been put in an enclosed playground dedicated to the consumption of beer. Thus, while children have fun with games, enter in the adult entertainment called "consumermo of alcohol. "Of course, to play it you have to be 16 years old (or 18, it is difficult to determine through observation). Meanwhile, yours are sack races and finger paint. It's like ludo, we have always known that it was "from 6" or chess, "from 9".

course, if things have a fairly logical evolution, it is possible that within 10 or 15 years someone in the City of Salamanca is in the Government of Spain and I, by then suffering from insomnia because of my mortgage, so I wanted to ask you today, October 15, 2006, that if these circumstances do occur, please me hired for the campaign against alcohol consumption among young people. The theme is:

Friday, September 15, 2006

Indoor Shuffleboard Tables Dimensions Eight chronic

10% of our brain. Do not think that I started to philosophize about the levels of stupidity that we used could reach her again, if the 10% we are as we are. No. The truth is that today was a bit tired and I was in the "first screen", ie at the elementary level, that of his own story: Bend your elbow with the mind.
I was thinking how would that be, it would be possible and, not having much to do, I went to the pilot phase. I started staring at my elbow, I turned to maximum and I began to think repeatedly "Bend. Bend." I quickly realized that her place was not suitable for such experiments, so I sat on the couch (more prone to relaxation) and started again. "Double

Monday, September 11, 2006

Hole In The Heart And Diving

erebro, however, because of advanced deterioration and its proximity to the solution, especially pointed out the images in which human beings were seen jumping from the floor about five thousand, in the vain hope of saving life. All envision the degree of despair that has to reach to do something that otherwise would be qualified without any doubt "stupid." And the funny thing is that not only imagine it, but I understand
. That is why these images recall seeing or not makes us stranger. Never had happened, but we know
the only short-term objective of those people was "out there" out as it may, even "risking" his life by jumping from the mesosphere.
Fact 2.in more immigrants, those who come will be returned. We do not realize who put their lives on rafts, canoes and barbed wire, because its only short-term goal is to "get out of there." We do not understand their desperation even though we see "in a vacuum." We are not able to understand that Africa is threatening a burning building collapsed due to hunger, AIDS and wars. Or maybe not understand want to avoid having to accept that Africa suffers a terrorist attack that we are guilty, there is no 11-S Africa it is not a terrorist attack on time, to date we can remember, but it is an attack continuous terrorist, every day of the year. They are condemned to death and we say "Sorry, here andnot fit more people. Re-enter the South Tower. "Puto

World Metro.

Friday, August 25, 2006

Is Maybelline Safe During Pregnancy Important Notice

Due to the latest that have dotted our news, newspapers and other utensils that normal people usually use to find (big mistake, incidentally) and to avoid possible confusion, I must tell you:

Planet world remains a planet

addition, in solidarity with our beloved Pluto, we have established the WW, which is no political party squared (thankfully), but the Platform Pro-Planet Pluto, "which aims to reconsideration of the members of the IAU, and retreat from such nonsense.

Pluto is a planet! Lifetime. So I learned what I ...

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Saturday, August 5, 2006

How To Make The Sms Tones In Cydia Work Six Chronicle

After my last column, I felt a terrible panic that it becomes a Reality-Blog. Fortunately, it will not be so for the moment, as chronicled today on the numbers, I put it off time. Let's do this:

While the Earth's continents have been slowly spreading, resulting in stunning landscapes such as the Himalayas, the planet earth has evolved much faster, so the consequences are the foundation so solids. One of these consequences is the emergence and subsequent implementation, of the numbers.

Basically, the numbers are like chess in the hands of a child of three years: They are very nice but do not know to use them. Still, like the child "gameabout 6 million jellyfish moving toward the coast. It looks like a horror movie, but apparently true. Since I have not been able to determine if the count did "Country" or "Reason", I will not comment much more than this news, although it seems clear that they are an egg
.
yesterday I also read that
"A man kills his wife of 174 stab wounds and a cut in the neck and then himself with 90 cuts and stab wounds to the wrists, neck, chest and abdomen"
. I do not know how they know they were 174 and 175 with no two in the same place, but if Grissom has had, I think so.
And finally (at least for today) is the use of numbers I like. As I said before, we know that the three leaves aftertwo, but more important is that three is more the two. As you count, the numbers are growing
. This may sound trite, but we can compare things and set a major-minor relationship between them. If a thing is bigger, the phone number is higher. Similarly, if a crime is more serious, the sentence to be served is larger. For example, if you kill someone with a stab, crime is lower than if you kill the 40 stab wounds. So, if you stab fall 3 or 4 years for murder, with 40 stab wounds is murder "with malice" and you can drop 50 or 60. If you're bad, bad, and do that many times, you can get, first, to sentences of 3516 years or 3 consecutive life sentences, and

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Bearded Dragon Ear Infection

would be too easy to start wondering what opinaríais this chronicle of thousands of ants that come together in a small space of 200 cm 2 , about another 22 that, at random, pick up a grain of sand, take a back and forth, I removed each other, it retrieved ... for, after 90 minutes, leaving the grain of sand and spread everywhere. I repeat: it would be too easy, so I will not do.

Nor will I continue the review talking about those three or five people who appear for the opening of the air conditioning of a bank while police had suspected something was waiting. The judge, not to fall into the error of convicting of a crime big three innocent simply indicatesnte passed by, they have been released and, at best, are accused of "failed attempt" to steal. And it is to steal, steal what is said, did not steal anything and do not know for sure if the fact that there were three pointing a rifle Geos had something to do. I repeat: I will not talk about it in this review because there is nothing confirmed.

And, of course, I refuse to talk about this small area (within the yellow zone we call Spain) who say their area is not yellow-yellow, but orange shooting, and that deserve separate treatment. Today we are voting to decide the color. Or something like that but, I repeat: I refuse to talk about it.

may seem negative but today I'm not . What happens

Saturday, June 3, 2006

60k Student Loan Consolidation

lords and people like ants, we observed here from time to time, and the observation of today inevitably leads to the yellow zone which has been defined as Spain. In it, those guys we call politicians continue to add pages to which it will, when all this is founded, one of the greatest works of humanity, not in terms of artistic or literary quality, but simply in volume, which is none other than "Great Anthology of Nonsense." And I say one of the largest, rather than more, because those other guys who know as journalists seem determined to write their own and, as the latter have "studies" seem to have the upper hand.
all know what has been the "news" most important of the latterdays. Surely we are all fed up, not only to see it on the news and other programs, but also in newspapers, magazines and bar conversations. I refer, of course, to Yako, the golden retriever who has been denied visits from his ex-owner. (More information here

) From our point of view thousands of miles high, which allows a global view without losing the details, we have seen how hundreds of journalists were settled at the gates of his residence waiting to occur the news. This did not occur but, as they were
paying to be there at the door, to cover (at least to their relatives) that were not doing anything , sent their chronictime techniques. Obviously, these stories were like, "Yako has stayed well within the gravity", "No news, but still waiting for" and all that nonsense we heard in the guise of "News." What I call the attention of Metro World, and what drives me to write these chronicles is the fact that while we are immersed in it, we do not realize the amount of rubbish and nonsense that surrounds us and of which we are surrounded. Perhaps that is why has transcended just one of the most unfortunate events that have happened in recent times, which is none other than the tag on CNN + Yako announcing the decision on when it had not yet occurred. And the way to "fix", which was none other than "asking disguilt "for having given a false story, without making sure. Lords of CNN +, we know perfectly well that all journalists were on the starting line of the 100 meters, waiting for the shot to be the first to leave. It was better to be second , so there were two or three journalists, but hundreds
, because the important thing was not
the news, but give it first. The only thing that happened was that came out before the shot rang. That, at the Olympics called "trap" and journalism should be called "pathetic" show-of-the-road-that-has-from-the-newspaper-in-the-present. And there is no justification whatsoever, despite a man named Hilario Pino, which is what the index of occupations defined as "Not to mention the Big Question: Are you really that mixture of Salsa Rosa, Noche Ankawa Impact and can still be called "Information"? As you can see, I am interested
those answers, and my readers will want them in the Chronicle Four, so I hope that in a forthcoming "Informational" We take a few seconds and then listened to our concerns. Sincerely

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Saturday, March 25, 2006

Pay As You Go Dongle Hack

At this point (second day of the truce by ETA and the thirteenth since I wrote the last post), the question is obvious: These chronicles, do they have a weekly, daily, monthly ... Annual maybe? Furthermore, do not even have a newspaper? The answer, equally clear, is "Do not know", but lying if I said that. The truth is that not only know, but I have it clear. The problem, dear readers, is that the irregularity of these accounts is given by a series of numbers as complex and so absurd that it can only exist in the mind of an aspiring mathematician, so I can not share with you such information. You'll have to open this book without knowing whether there will be strings of zeroes and ones that I showed your computerARA words, or simply be the string of zeros which we view as a blank page. Sorry to disappoint, but it is the only way to bring your surprise as you have felt today to see this second message. You know, "The routine ends with love." Let us therefore our second meeting:

In recent days have seen a few news items that have filled our television news and even our conversations. Some of them have made us look to the past. Others make us look forward with hope or pessimism. For my part, I tried to keep watching this planet world from that point of view so far that what is seen is Planet Earth.
Imagine that you are in this my spaceship, where podéis see the whole Planet World, with its green, blue, yellow and red separated by lines we call borders. Imagine that you see each and every one of the humans who live at a glance, without having to look closely and see them individually or in groups of 20. We see the 6,000 million human beings in the same frame, leaving all from one place to another, each with their lives, their questions and their answers. We see that there are areas of different colors, but all grouped into something called Africa, where people die of hunger, AIDS, wars do not even have the news ... We see another grouping of different colored areas that we call South America, in which children play war, but they work andI'm least 15 to 20 people in a war that ended 3 years ago. Nearby is an area that thanks to the laws of optics we see as green, but actually it's blue and yellow at once. In it, the blue area residents want to end the yellow zone so that the country is not green or yellow, but only blue and is called Israel, while the yellow zone do the same for the area is only yellow and is called Palestine.

The journey is interesting and we still have many areas and events. For example, while at one point in the world contemplate the death of a man named Milosevic and a few humans who call politicians complaining that died without being tried in another place far removed podemos see such a Pinochet breakfast and watching TV. Also, while a blue zone called France the living conditions are so harsh that young people have to rebel against their government in order to envision a future in the yellow zone adjoining formerly called Spain, the times are such that it is a bonanza the government has to rebel against young people to envision the future.

Although I would like to continue on this journey with you, a stranger called Morpheus pulling my eyelids down and at times gets to be stronger than me. I resist, but I feel that the end is near, so I'm going to declare a "permanent ceasefire" and go to sleep. Many of the few who have come here to me agra